basically, smarties refer to the smart asses.
including those of you who are in triple science. ej, i kill u!
tnx ej so much for helping change the stupid e-mail thing.
i am still feeling so shocked for geog ca results. i thought i was gonna fail or sumtin.but hell no.
i was like hearing the whole of korea shouting " DAE HAN MIN GUL!"
but, i can predict that i'm gonna fail both a-math and e-math.
can you actually believe it? i actually felt like shitting during the paper.
yes-SHITTING!
i was doing qn 3 when i farted and had this expression on my face:
0.0 "omg! the shits gonna come out soon."
instead of concentrating on the paper, it was more like trying to stuff the shit back into my anus sia. haiz... aishah, aishah. i know that's what most of you will say.
or worse- aishah, kenapa tak pakai otak, kan boleh berak kat rumah.
the answer to all of you insensitive ppl is that-
i can't decide when my body want to excrete watse right? CAN I?
i CAN'T!! so stop calling me selenge or gundu. i've had enuf of it.
and worse was when, the toad teacher had to collect the papers ONE by ONE!
yes. so pathetic. can't even see an ailing aishah sitting at the corner of the class crying for help cos she wanted to shit and can't wait for him to collect the papers slowly.
i practically waited like forever for the toad to hop from one table to the other.
even a student like me knows that its faster to collect papers frm the person in front when they pass all their papers down
and when mdm lenny entered the class to explain something to us, i quickly ran to her even before she could reach the teacher's table, i exclaimed desperately" MDM LENNY! I NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET!!!"
but, i shall save those live-saving moments in the toilet to myself. woah ,it was like heaven in the toilet seh. ok im exaggerating again. i always exaggerate. aiyo.
SECONDLY,
i want to post abt all those immature ppl who pretend or not pretend that their friends are their mommy or daddy or jie jie whatever shit.
its supposed to be like a gang thing or sumting
enuf already. its lame bullshit.
i heard this cch girl in the bus just nw. it was a threesome.
she was practically whining to her friend to let her lend her the hp.
she was saying" mommy, i want to borrow ur phone..."
other examples are the friends i have frm other schools who do that
i was like wth are this girls thinking abt?
i shall write this in an orderly method.
firstly-
ur friend isn't your mommy. she didn't give birth to you. you must be absurdly dumb to think like that.
secondly-
if you think that you are trying to act chio, cute, jambu
or worse-like anak metropolitan,
my advice is don't. u will look like a bunch of crappy immature ppl.
if you're reading this and saying that i'm being unfair to you.
pls do a reality check.
the world is a sphere.
its no longer flat. hah
it wasn't even flat in the first place.
THIRDLY-
if you want to imagine stuff abt your friends being your family members or something, pls remember not to let such creativity, imagination and brainjuice go to waste for the wrong things.
its not good.
and enuf whining. whine all you like if you're a hot centaur
and you know you're not. so stop.
ppl might read this and think that i'm menapausing.
basically i'm doing this to humour myself. thank you.=)
so,
dam ta dam ta dum~
THAT"S ALL FOLKS!
*(and this is the part when porky pig goes yadyayadaydyadya!)
heehee.