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Thursday, February 08, 2007
GUYS FOUND SMTH REALLY FUNNY!!! YOU'LL BE LMAO-ING AFTER U READ TIS!!!
Its about Phua Chu Kang trying to explain sex to his nephew, Aloysius.
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load (
road
), den
(then)
someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? ehhh ? Don't pray pray (
play-play ; mess around
) ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses ?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh ?? Siow ah
(crazy)
! Use your blain
(brain)
, use your blainnn
(brain)
..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same
shiok
(pleasurable) feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not ?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your
blainnnnn
(brain) ......... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB (
Johor Baru,Malaysia
), and some say Batam (
An island of the island of Singapore)
also ah !!!
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